Song : The Grinch Theme Song
Album : Best Christmas Songs
Category : Christmas Songs
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You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
You Really Are A Heel,
You’re As Cuddly As A Cactus, You’re As Charming As An Eel, Mr. Grinch,
You’re A Bad Banana With A Greasy Black Peel!
You’re A Monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your Heart’s An Empty Hole,
Your Brain Is Full Of Spiders, You Have Garlic In Your Soul, Mr. Grinch,
I Wouldn’t Touch You With A Thirty-Nine-And-A-Half Foot Pole!
You’re A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,
You Have Termites In Your Smile,
You Have All The Tender Sweetness Of A Seasick Crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given A Choice Between The Two Of You’d Take The Seasick Crocodile!
You’re A Rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You’re The King Of Sinful Sots,
Your Heart’s A Dead Tomato Splotched With Moldy Purple Spots, Mr. Grinch,
You’re A Three Decker Sauerkraut And Toadstool Sandwich With Arsenic Sauce!
You Nauseate Me, Mr. Grinch,
With A Nauseous Super “Naus”!,
You’re A Crooked Dirty Jockey And You Drive A Crooked Hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your Soul Is An Appalling Dump Heap Overflowing With The Most Disgraceful
Assortment Of Rubbish Imaginable Mangled Up In Tangled Up Knots!
You’re A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,
You’re A Nasty Wasty Skunk,
Your Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks, Your Soul Is Full Of Gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote,
“Stink, Stank, Stunk”!5797