Well Now She Ain’t Exactly What You’d Call Your All American Girl
And Some Too Many Truckers Took Her Home
And I’ll Admid Her Life Would Read Just Like A Paperback
And Some Of What She’s Done I’ve Said It’s Wrong

But I Said Clean Your Own Tables Boys And Bring Out Your Beer
Cause She Ain’t Gonna Do It This Time
And Drink To A Use To Be Barmaid Cause She’s A Lady I Choose To Be Mine

And I Ain’t Exactly Been What You Call Your All American Boy
I’ve Done My Time In Frisco In LA
How Some Of Youth Are Taking Pride In What I Am
I Heard You Cussing This Decision That I’ve Made

But I Said Clean Your Own Tables…
And I’ll Admid Her Life Would Read Just Like A Paperback
And Some Of What She’s Done Well I Say Is Wrong

But I Said Clean Your Own Tables…
Boys If You’re Able Clean Your Own Tables And Let Me Take Care Of Mine