I’m Getting Nutting For Christmas
Mommy And Daddy Are Mad
I’m Getting Nutting For Christmas
Because I Ain’t Been Nutting But Bad

I Broke My Bat On Johnny’s Head
Somebody Snitched On Me
I Hid A Frog In Sister’s Bed
Somebody Snitched On Me

I Spilled Some Ink On Mommy’s Rug
I Made Tommy Eat A Bug
Bought Some Gum With A Penny Slug
Somebody Snitched On Me, Oh

I Put A Tack On Teacher’s Chair
Somebody Snitched On Me
I Tied A Knot In Susie’s Hair
Somebody Snitched On Me

I Did A Dance On Mommy’s Plants
Climbed A Tree And Tore My Pants
Filled That Sugar Bowl With Ants
Somebody Snitched On Me

So You Better Be Good, Whatever You Do
Because If You’re Bad, I’m Warning You
You’ll Get Nutting For Christmas

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