Well, I’ve A-Come Here To Tell You Folks, I’m Ragged But I’m Right
I’m A Trans And A Rounder, I Stay Out Late At Night
A Porterhouse Steak Three Times A Day For My Board
That’s More Than Any Loafer In This Mid-Town Can Afford.

Well, A Big Electric Fan To Keep Me Cool While I Sleep
A Little Baby Boy To Play ‘Round Daddy’s Feet
I’m A Rambler, I’m A Gambler And I Lead Every Life
‘Cause I Tell You Folks, I’m Ragged But I’m Right.

Now, When I Got Married, I Knew I’d Settle Down
And Built A Little Love Nest Right Here In My Hometown
So Now I’ve Got A Family, One That I’m Proud Of
I Know That I’ll Be Happy, ‘Cause They’re The Ones I Love.

Well, A Big Electric Fan To Keep Me Cool While I Sleep
A Little Baby Boy To Play ‘Round Daddy’s Feet
I’m A Rambler, I’m A Gambler And I Lead Every Life
‘Cause I Tell You Folks, I’m Ragged But I’m Right…